I’m first, has Jesus come to collect his chosen?…lol
SECOND! And naked.
third, and clothed!
Thirteenth (I’m estimating).
are we here? Dave wanted us to stay there…I guess he’s still on hold.
Oh yeah here!@!!!!!!
I is, but Im here now!!!
oh so now we are here?
Still naked
is anyone really listening to this guy? i’m not. i like when he gives the background to the songs, and when he sings, but other than that i’m zoned out.
Ill go back and tell everyone
Are you still on hold Dave?
Be here or be semi-hemispherical.
i’m watching “redneck dreams” on cmt
I know how you feel Cheryl…his voice is kinda like Chopra soothing but dronable.
hey cheryl, whats up??
have you gone to alan’s website? Alan.com
i think his new profile is coming soon
It’s a trend. I liked an older version of the Show Intro Tune. Now it’s Nugent. If I could just find out what that bumper tune is with the funky harmonic I could be content.
Yeah, finally a sane caller.
there’s nothing there yet LtL
louie!!!
hold
yeah sane people yay!!!
Barrak, he’s da Bomb!
kaaaaabooooooomm!!!!!!!!
RC is retarded.
lol my computer just crashed.
I’m not sure what I typed to earn another jibe from Cheryl, but as a mysterious Scorpio I must admit I feel amused.
Where is Smithtown, BTW?
lol rc!!!!!
Heh, the last time someone asked where Smithtown is WFG immediately published the GPS coordinates.
Alan:
Excellent, show tonight, people.
Mad Magazine, love that institution.
Your guests are pleasant surprise, great Job, Amy . . lol
I wonder where WFG is, BTW?
LOL
i miss WFG
me too!
dave, wtf man. have you been on yet?
Me three.
i’ll post the link to his blog in a sec so that you guys can go tell him ‘hi’ if you want. epiphany already has it.
im next
When you’re next do they tell you that you’re next?
where’d my girl LV go?
i think directorpooh got lost in his freezer looking for ice cream.
Ok, I’ve been there, but did not save it, I was busy.
actually, i’m not on my regular lap top so i don’t have the link.
e, do you have it?
I don’t have it bc I’m on a different browser.
frank- have you posted here before? there are like 2 different franks who pop in and post sometimes.
Yeah I’m Frank from Jonestown.
You can run two browsers at the same time (well, unless doing that makes your pc crash).
I’m back, I had to go do some things so I don’t have to do them in the morning..did Dave ever get on?
I mostly come on Friday nights, because I have absolutly “Nothing To Do”. zilch, nadda, zero, zippo
i think that dave’s on next. next time you’re going away for a few minutes type ‘brb’ (be right back) so that we don’t get worried.
Ok will do. I didn’t think I’d be gone that long though.
Yeah, I have AOL browser and IE. Just got rid of IE. Didn’t have both running when my computer crashed though, think it was my nekkidness. My computer couldn’t deal with it.
Does anyone besides Fox ads call their cell a “mobile phone”?
Wild Thang, You Make My Heart Sang da..da..da..da..da.
You make my heart sing… grooooooovey…
this IS something to do. people spend their lives doing different things. i could have gone out, but chose to be here bloggin’.
i don’t know nothin’ about no frank from jonestown. i don’t remember the handle.
lol yeah you move me… Sing ALAN!
Sing it Alan..alright…lol
LOL, they’re singing!
LoL, well FFAF started with pot and now it’s nekkidness, what’s next?
Ok sorry dude, I like the trogs version better. Wild thing I think I love you but I wanna know for sure
LV- what’s your sign?
This is reminding me of hound dogs named Ole Blood.
alan don’t get shy I’d bet you can carry a tune better than that.
Libra
um, i’m about to have e-sex over aol instant messenger.
ooooh that was so cool… Alan singing.
We were discussing religion one night and you got pissed at me..but I told you I loved you and I do…BTW I live in VA too…<:-)
Cheryl - Oh really?
Heh, you know you’re in trouble when your e-sex partner intones, “Was it good? Was it good?”
With who Cheryl? lol
ha ha, lol. where in virginia.
RC singing!!
Yeah Cheryl
Hi Dave, from KY
oh yeah, i remember that. LOL
dave’s on!
Jonestown VA
Oh damn, I missed Dave.
Dave, what’d you tell them? They’re never putting you on…there you go!! Not a hillbilly voice!
good job, Dave! way to tell em about Nugent. dammit that song SUCKS.
Oh was that Dave? ok. Good call! I got mixed up here.
i can’t tell you guys who i’m going to have e-sex with, it’s PERSONAL!
frank- i actually mistook you for another frank that i kind of know here in Virginia. i even emailed him on myspace to ask if it was the same one (bc i don’t really know him)
Oh no, this guy brings me down.
Dave has a nice voice. Good point about Nugent.
Geez, I just realized I could have safe e-sex, because I’ve got a router.
Thanks I sound like a moron because Im from the hills… Its discrimination I tell ya…
Routers are good, gotta have fresh batteries though
Sorry Cheryl for the confusion…I do admire you tho, well it’s the sexy way you type your words…lol
Does anyone besides Fox ads call their cell a “mobile phone”?
by RC from Smithtown July 19, 2008 at 12:35 am
From what I understand , the rest of the world calls them Mobile Phones because “cell” was the technology that was used at one time but apparently not anymore in a very narrow and technical sense of the word.
haha RC. You guys are bad.
Dave, you did not..I like that deep voice with a twang.
lol, RC.
i’m not really about to have e-sex you guys, im kidding.
i am flirting though.
I was going to tell Alan good job for having an American Treasure on his show and the hung up before I could get it out.
I try not to interupt.. /Curses manners..
This has been a great 2 hours!
Yeah but cell is one syllable, and here in the NE if you can save yourself two syllables well that’s the way to go.
Hi Dave I used to play Wild Thang too in the mid- 60’s \what were the chords sounds like C-G-D I can’t remember.
Vinnie Pee is here! Praise the Lord….
dave, i like the twang in your voice too. honestly. it’s all rhett butler like.
LMAO, fury. you nut.
It’s an intense PLEASURE to hang out on here without FIGHTIN’ for a change.
Dave, compared to Mr. Drunk you sounded like an Einstein. Come to think of it, so do I.
leave Vince alone. he’s not talking about Muslims right now, he’s just here to chat.
I was just gonna say, Fury behave
Lefty the Entitlement Hound! Woohoo!
My little Civ IV nation got crushed by the computer
“F” word? No, it’s “F” Chord
I think I’m going to legally change my real life name to Lefty. It’s cool.
LOL, epiphany. you are so stupid.
E, if you’re going to be Lefty you have to bust heads and collect the vig and stuff like that.
8-p
LOL Rhett Buler!!! I always that she was hot!
Frank its 11-11-111-111-11-11-111-11 repeat
44 44 444 44 44 44 444 44 44 44 444 44 repeat till the 5 chord.
55 55 555 55 55 55 555 55 55 55 555 55 repeat.
And end on the 1 just like James Brown says.
the vig?
I’M not talking to Vince, but there’s no reason for any of us to fight tonight.
i think we should make the live threads a CEASE FIRE ZONE
I wonder when they switch it over to live threads if we can still come back during the day and add to it like now.
(You know, interest on all the loans you hand out to shady characters involved in illicit enterprises, or degenerate gamblers.)
Ya lost me Dave, my gittar dont got numbers, it’s got chords…duh
..hmm
Hahaha Frank, Dave this is getting funny. Dave is it a big boy guitar?
rc what the hell are you talking about?
i thought rhett butler was the guy in GONE WITH THE WIND.
i think that peta ad’s several months old.
E wants to change her name to Lefty, so she has to be the gangster girl to qualify for a name like that.
Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
Why would any(nut-job)listen to Alan for three hours, just to call in the last minute of the show.
(I stole that from flap.)
Bitterness and frustration
rc- i’m talking about all that shit about interest loans and so forth
(And I typed it wrong, so never mind.)
Those other guys are laughing, I wonder what kind of faces Alan is making.
LOL, frank. i don’t know, but i thought that shit was FUNNY.
that should be “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” - Rhett Butler. Shocking!
Cheryl: loansharks, interest, the Sopranos?
My paisans!
frank, do you have myspace? Epiphany and LV don’t do myspace. how about you RC?
Thats the Nashville number system.
1 = E
4 = A
5 = B
Well ladies and gents, it’s time that I turn this off and head into the twilight. Good nite!
That’s my line actually
“Frankly, my dear I don’t give a damn!”
I told ya’ll I was a pro.
Epiphany- what the hell does your NYC ass know about GONE WITH THE WIND???
RC- sorry, i’m in VIRGINIA, i didn’t get the maffia joke. :0)
I keep hearing about myspace but I’m too mysterious to find out what it is.
take care LV!
dave do you have myspace?
night LV. luv ya, girl!
yeah
I aint proud of it though.
I’m a classic film fanatic, that’s what my nekkid ass knows! Seen GWTW a thousand times and I owns that movie too!
you’re silly. it’s actually quite fun and convenient. it makes it really easy to keep up with friends and associates, old school chums, etc.
test
you have myspace and you ain’t proud of it? you ain’t proud of your page, or proud that you have myspace? lol
Ok Dave, thanks I can’t see Nashville here from VA…lol
And no I do not have a myspace, mainly because I only have dial-up, luckly I’m doing 44 kb at present…lol
I live far out in the boonies here, They have to pipe toilet paper in here to us.
I never check it though. But it has pics if you want to see them.
RC you’re too mysterious to find out what myspace is??? LOLOLOL!
Good one Frank I feel your pain, but we have cable internet.
ok
EPIPHANY IS STILL NAKED!!! LMAO
I’m a Scorpio. It’s not my fault.
Shake that ass E!!
the hell with myspace. Put a 24/7 webcam in your home and let me watch.
E: I could put in a webcam, but then I’d have to wear a mask all the time.
who is this anonymous person that keeps posting?
SHOW YOURSELF, SIR!!!
I tell ya EP, you’d go blind if you see me naked.
many years ago, there was this guy on the web who had a 24/7 webcam in his bedroom. I used to watch. For hours sometimes. Hahahah I’m a voyeur with too much time on my hands!
on a serious note, some people are really into voyeurism. there’s even a porn market for it.
“did anyone catch LAW & ORDER today?”
No, I was just released from prison today.
Yes Cheryl Im well aware. HHAHAHA!
Ever see any of these “up-skirt” videos? Now that’s creepy.
actually E, i can understand your interest. it would just really be interesting to check out someone’s life for a while you know?
frank, where is jonestown?
Jonestown? Is that the town that got hit with the flood?
i haven’t seen any of those. what i think is creepy is voyeurs who like to watch people go to the bathroom. why on earth would you want to do that?
Haven’t seen those RC, but I’ve heard about them. A guy got arrested on a NYC subway train for doing that!
Up-skirts, Are you kidding? I have 16 mm film cameras mounted on the top of my shoes…lol
I like to watch! ;)
People like to watch people in private moments.
JOHNSTOWN Flood in Johnstown, PA
warhawksforkucinich @ email.com
So, E, what was this guy doing for hours and hours?
Jonestown Guianna, South America
there’s a public access show here, where the whole show is a guy videotaping unsuspecting women from his apt window.
i used to be scared to use public bathrooms bc i didn’t want someone spying on me squatting over the seat. can’t be a pretty sight.
Probably shining his pole.
Thats strange E…
C-mon Alan fess up, we know it you, as anonymous.
Talk to us babe!
LOL, Dave. and then Epiphany would run through the halls of her apartment building naked.
Frank, i of course thought of that jonestown.
He would work at his desk, get up, sit down, get into bed and watch tv, have a friend over, play with his dog… no sex though, damn… lol
I had an outline I was ready, I quess I should just interupt.
I think I mentioned this one before. An employee at a Dunkin Donuts around here just got busted for putting a hidden camera in the ladies restroom.
they’re talking about astrology on COAST!
polishpoleshiners @ email.com
My web cam would be rank! lol
Didn’t he at least change clothes or something?
we have a lot of strange public access shows here in manhattan. one show is by a guy who is a foot fetishist. the whole show is different girls every week playing with their feet.
lol, dave
brb guys. gotta pee
That E-mail works I bet.
he’d pick out clothers from his closet and then go in another room and change. lol
purplenurple @ email.com
I’ve been drinking… ;P
E my webcam would be rank.
I would like to say I am fucking tired of hearing the phrase “record high gas prices” it’s a fucking record high every 3 fucking days…
Dave…”I had an outline I was ready, I quess I should just interupt.”
Dave, You were supposed to say, Alan you stupid idiot liberal jew, you’re ruining this country.
what are you drinking Dave?
LOL FuRy! You’re absolutely right!
freeforall @ email.com
What ever I can find :P
At the moment I’m sippin’ shine.
I’ve seen a number of rank webcams.
Right on Frank!
that one is blahh
Anyone want to see Cheryl pee? I have her bathroom bugged…lol Wow, what a streamer…lol
Whoa, the guy kept his clothes in a closet and not laying around on the floor and hanging out of open dresser drawers? How urbane, heh.
……………..Have you now?
sippin’ shine… my kind of man! i bet frank knows all about that, too.
epiphany and RC are in crap ass NY, so they don’t know.
hmm
LMAO Frank!
which one was blah the shine one? Its true though..
RC this guy was obsessively neat!
What the hell is “shine”?
Rot gut shit but it works.
lol, frank.
Nah, I know about shine. I even know Junior Johnson ran the shine. Why, I even know a story about how he got busted for running the shine.
Cheryl damn, she’s got Hoover Dam beat…lol
Corn Liquor.
iamnotalan @ alan.com
really aint. byyyeeeeeer
Hmmm, obsessively neat. Obviously not a Scorpio, heh.
there was a chatroom too, so we could talk and comment on the guy. It was soooo weird but strangely entertaining!
What we now know can run a car.
HHAHAHAHA fRANK
HA HA EPIPHANY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ‘SHINE IS!!!!!!1
no, the freeforall fake addy’s got an ugly identicon
Oh yeah, they run corn mash through here all the time with HWY Patrol escort.
moonshine, E.
I hope Alan responds more when the new page is up. I think we’re going to be able to post in a kind of chat room on the front page during the show.
At least thats my hope.
Shine is what I get on my face when it’s warm and I need to powder my little nosie.
lol, dave
brb guys. gotta pee
by Cheryl Carroll July 19, 2008 at 1:18 am
I just did that too
E, I see what your saying. But shine is corn liquor here.
It’s corn squeezings, white liquor, that is.
I can barely handle Mikes Hard Lemonade let alone moonshine. That’s strong stuff!
Read this aloud to yourself without reading it first
I Am Sofa King We Todd Did
HAHHAHA
you’ve been peeing for a while, Vince.
and epiphany was recording you the whole time.
Dave knows, damn right!
“Corn Squeezings” is exactly right!
Junior Johnson had a tank in the trunk, or on the back of his pickup, and when the law got on his tail he’d pull a rope and all the shine would drain out before he pulled over. Only then one day the deputy who stopped him struck a match and the flame ran up the road for half a mile.
fury is very special, isn’t he? LOL
To Fury,
Please do not read this message!
repeat this Buddhist Chant FuRy
Owa Tagoo Siam.
I get Moonshine from the best places.
Eastern Ky and Eastern Tn.
Best Moonshine on the planet.
RC WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
are those the lyrics to a song or something? i’m so out of the loop here.
That was about Junior Johnson the big time Nascar driver, who got his start in racing by running moonshine.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”
Now you know what it’s like at a family dinner.
OH! i knew i was missing something.
You know whats funny.
The Republicans have know about alternate fuels for along time, and if they say no their lying.
In an early episode of the Dukes of Hazard the Duke boys use that as an excuse to run moonshine. But they win the science fair because it works and Rosco cant arrest them..
If Alan really cared he’d put a 24/7 webcam in every room in his apt.
I think Jr. Johnson is from NC?, yes?
LOL
Hey, we could badger Alan to put a webcam in the studio, no?
the first vehicles were actually run on alcohol. it was on COAST 2 COAST last night. the model t ford was the first car by Ford that was made to run DUALLY on alcohol and gas.
and then I’d never leave my apt
I’m sure Junior’s a southern boy, but dunno what state.
yeah we could but I think he likes his privacy.
I think Daisy Duke used shine for a douche?
If Alan really cared he’d put a 24/7 webcam in every room in his apt.
epiphany, once again you are just too much for me girl!
And that Model T got 14-18 mpg, just like the Hummer. Crikey!
So many radio hosts do that. Lionel does that for free. Others charge for that like Rush and Ed Shultz.
I think I’d rather see Alan’s wife on webcam, no offence Alan.
Moonshine will still save the world you will see.
ok just one webcam in Alan’s living room.
that’s gross Frank!
i would like for alan to put a webcam in the studio.
Put it on the screener! Rawr
g
Putting a webcam in the studio though, ruins the magic of radio. “Theatre of the Mind”.
H
Heh, I used to catch Lionel right before Alan, then something happened and he wasn’t there any more.
“Moonshine will still save the world you will see.”
And perhaps reefer too!
E thats correct, you get a gold star.
what would i do without you guys? i love you guys so much!
Frank gets a star as well.
I have a hell of a time here!
just 20 comments to go for 300
Aimee (the screener) is very pretty. there used to be a pic of her and the other producers on the old site.
WOW! We’re close to 300 here as well!
Putting a webcam in the studio though, ruins the magic of radio. “Theatre of the Mind”.
by Epiphany July 19, 2008 at 1:38 am
It also defeats the reason they’re on the radio in the first place, and not TV.
Though of course Alan is one of those exceptions to that rule of the radio.
I used to work in radio a long time ago.
RC you can hear Lionel and watch him too every morning at 9AM at:
Hey thanks Dave, you guys and gals are great, I wish we were with Alan in his studio talking on the air with him, would’nt that be great? Wow!
Hey Vince I see you have came around and aint hating anymore.
Welcome back!
He knows I’d steal the show! :P
what the hell are you telling dave ‘thanks’ for? i’m the one who just confessed my undying love to you nutcases.
LOL!
Awwww Cheryl we wuf you too :D
hi Dave
dave- trust me, vince hasn’t shed his anti-muslim beliefs, but we’re being nice to each other tonight. we’re all human beings.
THIS IS A CEASE FIRE ZONE.
Ok Cheryl, thanks to you too..am I out of the dog pound yet? lol
Wooo thanks E. I was looking for a Lionel podcast a while back but couldn’t find it.
i love epiphany the most, though. no one will ever come between me and my epiphany!
back off, fuckers!
Number 300, I think it’s ME!
no, it’s me
Now maybe it ME!
How about now?
ME
300 IT Me
IT WAS ME!!!!!!1
it was me, Frank.
Damn you Cheryl…lol congrats
Yeah RC. He’s on from 9AM to noon. It takes awhile though on my computer fro the stream to “buffer” and the volume’s a little low but it’s really great. I think he’s got a podcast on there too.
the last comment i just posted was 303, it was definitely me this time.
SUCKA
back to what i was saying, you mofo’s better keep away from E. she’s MY bitch
LOL
I was’nt even looking.
LOLOLOL you nutcases! TI’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ok folks, it been fun I’ve got to go curl up with my inflatable doll. catch you all later…it’s been fun. nitey nite!
Well, What does E think about that Cheryl?
dave, where have you been? hittin’ the bottle?
hey, do you guys want to discuss politics?
*snicker*
Hahaha Cheryl!
damn it epiphany you were NOT number 300.
are you drunk, too?
where’d RC go? if he left without saying goodnight i’m going to be PISSED.
I had a string of gigs this week. I needed it, was getting tight around there parts.
I’m her bitch! This falls in line with what people from one group can call each other but i’m not bringing it up though lol.
goonite Frank have fun with yer “doll”!
“Ok folks, it been fun I’ve got to go curl up with my inflatable doll. ”
LOL, frank
LOL yeah lets not.
Good for you Dave! Play that bass!
but i’m also YOUR bitch
I just heard you agian Cheryl. You done great!
I got laughs and still only got the two comments in.
right on, dave. play that country music, white boy.
RC went to listen to a Lionel podcast.
Thats what I do!
Here’s two others that aren’t bad. Hartmann is about as Left as Alan. The “Savage” thing isn’t Mike Savage. It’s kind of a weekly love-life advice show that attracts just about every orientation you could imagine, which gets odd but I find it interesting.
oh, you listened to yourself? don’t be paranoid! you did just fine, and the more you call the more you get used to it.
one thing to remember is that even if it seems like alan’s cutting you off, he’s not doing it to be mean. i got cut off tonight bc he was going to break. he moves fast on the show.
I agree that my first joke was bad… Apparently they are not fans of the Blues Brothers.
I know… But I still think I got less time then the Idiots that he lets ramble on.
damn it, dave, don’t analyze the call. it’s cool, man.
Crikey! I made a post but it’s awaiting moderation. I don’t know why. I’m very moderate already.
ok guys, i’m about to receive a phone call and the caller will be upset if i don’t give them my undivided attention.
Is Alan’s show style that he takes a lot of calls.. or is it him making long monologues and an occasional call?
I know I should’nt Cheryl. But its my nature, produce and anslyze the call.
I’m an enertainer, but my accent gets in my way. I can drop it somewhat but I still feel alittle discriminated.
lol, RC. it’s prob bc you put more than one link in.
Never take it personally Dave, He just wants to keep the show flowing. When Alan did his show on WEVD here in NYC it was much more laid back with more time for the callers and it was sooooo off the wall and whacky. Alot of the regular callers had numbers that Alan would give them. “Caller no. 32″. People would plead to be Caller no. 1 but Alan wouldn’t do it. LOL. Very funky show back then.
Haha RC, are you? did you include links? that puts you in moderation sometimes. CRIKEY!
guys, i have to say goodnight now. okay?
Well, crikey! If two links gets you moderated I wish it said so somewhere.
If it’s FuRy tell him I say hi! Just kidding. Take care BBFF!
Night Cheryl.
E I wish I could have heard it.
Cheryl was trying to get me shot the other night.
Night, C. Free the fish!
It was wonderful and not always political. He had dating setups and lots of weird things.
By inviting me over to Fredricksburg Monday night.
you’re crazy, Epiphany. anyway, check your email.
GOODNIGHT, GUYS. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
I wish I could have heard it.
X’s and O’s Chery!
Ya WEVD, it was a little like C2C sometimes. Except for the occasional hooker or porn star.
Damn spelling!!
I send ya a (((((hug))))) Cheryl!
RC: I did some researching.
A wordpress blog, left to its defaults will put into “spam” anything that has more than two links. If you trigger Wordpress’s spam thingy in some particular way that it really doesn’t like it might start to recongnize everything you say on any wordpress blog as spam.
It’s up to the blog owner to determine whether or not to allow Wordpress’s automatic mishandling of posts , or they can change the defaults.
ALL LIBERALS KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!
Damn we’re going on 400!
Come on Hanninites give us your best!
E you there?
Heh, then I’m in trouble because I keep putting in links. But what really annoys me is when I hit “submit” and what I typed just disappears. (Except now I hit Select All and Copy first.)
Oh how I miss the way radio used to be. Much more laid back, and improvisational, sometimes you never know what was going to happen. like the time on WNEW here when John Lennon walked in and decided to play DJ for 3 hours! Stuff like that. Now everything is corporate and nationally networked. No more local radio and anything goes. And we thought it was bad just when playlists got institutionalized. I miss it so much.
“ALL LIBERALS KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!
by Rev Two Cents”
All rude people kiss that guy’s ass!
hmmm.. I’ve never had this blog delete my work..
I always copy first too.. or sometimes I’ll run my packet sniffer and let that record all my HTTP headers so I can get at my form data.
“Now everything is corporate and nationally networked.”
Ya, and the help desk never does.
Being from Chicago, I hate local anything.
The local press got the biggest chip on its shoulder.
The city govt has been the same forever.
Nothing changes, all the arrogancies remain as they are.
It’s trite to listen to it.
I understand that the show must go on, but I think they are quick to judge when they hear unfamiliar accents. Alan assumed that I was going to go into some kind of dumbass KKK shit.
I sound like the enemy.
“I sound like the enemy.”
I’d say it’s all about word choice, and when you only have a few seconds it’s easy to say something that people take the wrong way.
Dave not at all. You sounded really good. Alan talks to all kinds of people with accents, like the guy who calls at the beginning of the show who likes to drink? Clint? You didn’t have that much of an accent to begin with. You sounded really cool.
Well, my poor choice of an intro joke could have had a bearing.
I probably have a nyc accent (although I don’t think so lol) but I would sound like a complete idiot bc I would be so damn nervous.
Thanks E, I feel uneasy about the way I talk. I dont sound like the other people on the radio, maybe I need a radio show?
I had to do breathing exercises to get my heartrate down.
One of my favorite songs is Stage Fright by the Band.
I could never talk as quickly as most of the callers do. I need time to speak. My heart would be in my mouth if I called. Maybe I’ll call Radio Graffiti in the future.
Heh, if I ever called I’d be one of these people who end up agreeing with the opposite of what they said at the start.
I’m fine playing the bass, and can entertain. I am really good with a side man kind of show.
I play bass thats my job.
Oh yes I remember that well. I would have to get drunk to call lol.
I’m drunk as hell, it helped.
Well I’m going to bed (without a webcam). Be well and catch y’all later. : )
See ya! Take care.
Yeah I understand Dave. I used to work in radio as an announcer, engineer and editor. I h
Just Call Me Angel “beautiful song”.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
I’m first, has Jesus come to collect his chosen?…lol
July 18th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
SECOND! And naked.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am
third, and clothed!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Thirteenth (I’m estimating).
July 19th, 2008 at 12:11 am
are we here? Dave wanted us to stay there…I guess he’s still on hold.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Oh yeah here!@!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I is, but Im here now!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
oh so now we are here?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Still naked
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
is anyone really listening to this guy? i’m not. i like when he gives the background to the songs, and when he sings, but other than that i’m zoned out.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Ill go back and tell everyone
July 19th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Are you still on hold Dave?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Be here or be semi-hemispherical.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
i’m watching “redneck dreams” on cmt
July 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
I know how you feel Cheryl…his voice is kinda like Chopra soothing but dronable.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:13 am
hey cheryl, whats up??
have you gone to alan’s website? Alan.com
i think his new profile is coming soon
July 19th, 2008 at 12:14 am
It’s a trend. I liked an older version of the Show Intro Tune. Now it’s Nugent. If I could just find out what that bumper tune is with the funky harmonic I could be content.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Yeah, finally a sane caller.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
there’s nothing there yet LtL
July 19th, 2008 at 12:15 am
louie!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:16 am
hold
July 19th, 2008 at 12:16 am
yeah sane people yay!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Barrak, he’s da Bomb!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:17 am
kaaaaabooooooomm!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:18 am
RC is retarded.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:19 am
lol my computer just crashed.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’m not sure what I typed to earn another jibe from Cheryl, but as a mysterious Scorpio I must admit I feel amused.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Where is Smithtown, BTW?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:21 am
lol rc!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Heh, the last time someone asked where Smithtown is WFG immediately published the GPS coordinates.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Alan:
Excellent, show tonight, people.
Mad Magazine, love that institution.
Your guests are pleasant surprise, great Job, Amy . . lol
July 19th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I wonder where WFG is, BTW?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:24 am
LOL
i miss WFG
July 19th, 2008 at 12:24 am
me too!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:25 am
dave, wtf man. have you been on yet?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Me three.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:25 am
i’ll post the link to his blog in a sec so that you guys can go tell him ‘hi’ if you want. epiphany already has it.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:26 am
im next
July 19th, 2008 at 12:27 am
When you’re next do they tell you that you’re next?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:27 am
where’d my girl LV go?
i think directorpooh got lost in his freezer looking for ice cream.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Ok, I’ve been there, but did not save it, I was busy.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:28 am
actually, i’m not on my regular lap top so i don’t have the link.
e, do you have it?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:29 am
I don’t have it bc I’m on a different browser.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:29 am
frank- have you posted here before? there are like 2 different franks who pop in and post sometimes.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Yeah I’m Frank from Jonestown.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:31 am
You can run two browsers at the same time (well, unless doing that makes your pc crash).
July 19th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I’m back, I had to go do some things so I don’t have to do them in the morning..did Dave ever get on?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:32 am
I mostly come on Friday nights, because I have absolutly “Nothing To Do”. zilch, nadda, zero, zippo
July 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
i think that dave’s on next. next time you’re going away for a few minutes type ‘brb’ (be right back) so that we don’t get worried.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Ok will do. I didn’t think I’d be gone that long though.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Yeah, I have AOL browser and IE. Just got rid of IE. Didn’t have both running when my computer crashed though, think it was my nekkidness. My computer couldn’t deal with it.
Here’s WFG’s site:
http://introspectivebore.wordpress.com/
July 19th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Does anyone besides Fox ads call their cell a “mobile phone”?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Wild Thang, You Make My Heart Sang da..da..da..da..da.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:35 am
You make my heart sing… grooooooovey…
July 19th, 2008 at 12:35 am
this IS something to do. people spend their lives doing different things. i could have gone out, but chose to be here bloggin’.
i don’t know nothin’ about no frank from jonestown. i don’t remember the handle.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:36 am
lol yeah you move me… Sing ALAN!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Sing it Alan..alright…lol
July 19th, 2008 at 12:36 am
LOL, they’re singing!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:36 am
LoL, well FFAF started with pot and now it’s nekkidness, what’s next?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Ok sorry dude, I like the trogs version better. Wild thing I think I love you but I wanna know for sure
July 19th, 2008 at 12:37 am
LV- what’s your sign?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:37 am
This is reminding me of hound dogs named Ole Blood.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:37 am
alan don’t get shy I’d bet you can carry a tune better than that.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Libra
July 19th, 2008 at 12:38 am
um, i’m about to have e-sex over aol instant messenger.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:38 am
ooooh that was so cool… Alan singing.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:38 am
We were discussing religion one night and you got pissed at me..but I told you I loved you and I do…BTW I live in VA too…<:-)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Cheryl - Oh really?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Heh, you know you’re in trouble when your e-sex partner intones, “Was it good? Was it good?”
July 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
With who Cheryl? lol
July 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
ha ha, lol. where in virginia.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:40 am
RC singing!!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Yeah Cheryl
Hi Dave, from KY
July 19th, 2008 at 12:40 am
oh yeah, i remember that. LOL
dave’s on!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Jonestown VA
July 19th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Oh damn, I missed Dave.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Dave, what’d you tell them? They’re never putting you on…there you go!! Not a hillbilly voice!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:41 am
good job, Dave! way to tell em about Nugent. dammit that song SUCKS.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Oh was that Dave? ok. Good call! I got mixed up here.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:42 am
i can’t tell you guys who i’m going to have e-sex with, it’s PERSONAL!
frank- i actually mistook you for another frank that i kind of know here in Virginia. i even emailed him on myspace to ask if it was the same one (bc i don’t really know him)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Oh no, this guy brings me down.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Dave has a nice voice. Good point about Nugent.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Geez, I just realized I could have safe e-sex, because I’ve got a router.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Thanks I sound like a moron because Im from the hills… Its discrimination I tell ya…
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Routers are good, gotta have fresh batteries though
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Sorry Cheryl for the confusion…I do admire you tho, well it’s the sexy way you type your words…lol
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Does anyone besides Fox ads call their cell a “mobile phone”?
by RC from Smithtown July 19, 2008 at 12:35 am
From what I understand , the rest of the world calls them Mobile Phones because “cell” was the technology that was used at one time but apparently not anymore in a very narrow and technical sense of the word.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
haha RC. You guys are bad.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Dave, you did not..I like that deep voice with a twang.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
lol, RC.
i’m not really about to have e-sex you guys, im kidding.
i am flirting though.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I was going to tell Alan good job for having an American Treasure on his show and the hung up before I could get it out.
I try not to interupt.. /Curses manners..
July 19th, 2008 at 12:46 am
This has been a great 2 hours!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Yeah but cell is one syllable, and here in the NE if you can save yourself two syllables well that’s the way to go.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Hi Dave I used to play Wild Thang too in the mid- 60’s \what were the chords sounds like C-G-D I can’t remember.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Vinnie Pee is here! Praise the Lord….
July 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
dave, i like the twang in your voice too. honestly. it’s all rhett butler like.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
LMAO, fury. you nut.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
It’s an intense PLEASURE to hang out on here without FIGHTIN’ for a change.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Dave, compared to Mr. Drunk you sounded like an Einstein. Come to think of it, so do I.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
leave Vince alone. he’s not talking about Muslims right now, he’s just here to chat.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
I was just gonna say, Fury behave
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Lefty the Entitlement Hound! Woohoo!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:48 am
My little Civ IV nation got crushed by the computer
July 19th, 2008 at 12:50 am
“F” word? No, it’s “F” Chord
July 19th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I think I’m going to legally change my real life name to Lefty. It’s cool.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:50 am
LOL, epiphany. you are so stupid.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
E, if you’re going to be Lefty you have to bust heads and collect the vig and stuff like that.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
8-p
July 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
LOL Rhett Buler!!! I always that she was hot!
Frank its 11-11-111-111-11-11-111-11 repeat
44 44 444 44 44 44 444 44 44 44 444 44 repeat till the 5 chord.
55 55 555 55 55 55 555 55 55 55 555 55 repeat.
And end on the 1 just like James Brown says.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:51 am
the vig?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I’M not talking to Vince, but there’s no reason for any of us to fight tonight.
i think we should make the live threads a CEASE FIRE ZONE
July 19th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I wonder when they switch it over to live threads if we can still come back during the day and add to it like now.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:53 am
(You know, interest on all the loans you hand out to shady characters involved in illicit enterprises, or degenerate gamblers.)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Ya lost me Dave, my gittar dont got numbers, it’s got chords…duh
July 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
..hmm
July 19th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Hahaha Frank, Dave this is getting funny. Dave is it a big boy guitar?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:55 am
rc what the hell are you talking about?
i thought rhett butler was the guy in GONE WITH THE WIND.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:55 am
i think that peta ad’s several months old.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:56 am
E wants to change her name to Lefty, so she has to be the gangster girl to qualify for a name like that.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Frankly, I don’t give a damn.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Why would any(nut-job)listen to Alan for three hours, just to call in the last minute of the show.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:57 am
(I stole that from flap.)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Bitterness and frustration
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
rc- i’m talking about all that shit about interest loans and so forth
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
(And I typed it wrong, so never mind.)
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Those other guys are laughing, I wonder what kind of faces Alan is making.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
LOL, frank. i don’t know, but i thought that shit was FUNNY.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
that should be “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn” - Rhett Butler. Shocking!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Cheryl: loansharks, interest, the Sopranos?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
My paisans!
July 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
frank, do you have myspace? Epiphany and LV don’t do myspace. how about you RC?
July 19th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Thats the Nashville number system.
1 = E
4 = A
5 = B
July 19th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Well ladies and gents, it’s time that I turn this off and head into the twilight. Good nite!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:00 am
That’s my line actually
“Frankly, my dear I don’t give a damn!”
July 19th, 2008 at 1:00 am
I told ya’ll I was a pro.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Epiphany- what the hell does your NYC ass know about GONE WITH THE WIND???
RC- sorry, i’m in VIRGINIA, i didn’t get the maffia joke. :0)
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
I keep hearing about myspace but I’m too mysterious to find out what it is.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
take care LV!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
dave do you have myspace?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
night LV. luv ya, girl!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:01 am
yeah
July 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am
I aint proud of it though.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am
I’m a classic film fanatic, that’s what my nekkid ass knows! Seen GWTW a thousand times and I owns that movie too!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am
you’re silly. it’s actually quite fun and convenient. it makes it really easy to keep up with friends and associates, old school chums, etc.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:02 am
test
July 19th, 2008 at 1:03 am
you have myspace and you ain’t proud of it? you ain’t proud of your page, or proud that you have myspace? lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Ok Dave, thanks I can’t see Nashville here from VA…lol
And no I do not have a myspace, mainly because I only have dial-up, luckly I’m doing 44 kb at present…lol
I live far out in the boonies here, They have to pipe toilet paper in here to us.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:03 am
I never check it though. But it has pics if you want to see them.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:04 am
RC you’re too mysterious to find out what myspace is??? LOLOLOL!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Good one Frank I feel your pain, but we have cable internet.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
ok
July 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
EPIPHANY IS STILL NAKED!!! LMAO
July 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
I’m a Scorpio. It’s not my fault.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Shake that ass E!!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am
the hell with myspace. Put a 24/7 webcam in your home and let me watch.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 am
sure. the more friends the better.
here’s mine:
http://www.myspace.com/tobyzmama
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 am
LOL!!
Maybe I should.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 am
LMAO
you guys are too much
July 19th, 2008 at 1:06 am
email used is skank@email.com (fake)
the identicon is surprisingly regal
July 19th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Good Times!!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:07 am
did anyone catch LAW & ORDER today?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:07 am
E: I could put in a webcam, but then I’d have to wear a mask all the time.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:07 am
who is this anonymous person that keeps posting?
SHOW YOURSELF, SIR!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:08 am
I tell ya EP, you’d go blind if you see me naked.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:08 am
many years ago, there was this guy on the web who had a 24/7 webcam in his bedroom. I used to watch. For hours sometimes. Hahahah I’m a voyeur with too much time on my hands!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:08 am
fakey address: gaylovinghomophobe@email.com
July 19th, 2008 at 1:09 am
on a serious note, some people are really into voyeurism. there’s even a porn market for it.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:09 am
“did anyone catch LAW & ORDER today?”
No, I was just released from prison today.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Yes Cheryl Im well aware. HHAHAHA!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Ever see any of these “up-skirt” videos? Now that’s creepy.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
actually E, i can understand your interest. it would just really be interesting to check out someone’s life for a while you know?
frank, where is jonestown?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Jonestown? Is that the town that got hit with the flood?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
i haven’t seen any of those. what i think is creepy is voyeurs who like to watch people go to the bathroom. why on earth would you want to do that?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Haven’t seen those RC, but I’ve heard about them. A guy got arrested on a NYC subway train for doing that!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Up-skirts, Are you kidding? I have 16 mm film cameras mounted on the top of my shoes…lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
I like to watch! ;)
July 19th, 2008 at 1:12 am
People like to watch people in private moments.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:13 am
JOHNSTOWN Flood in Johnstown, PA
July 19th, 2008 at 1:13 am
warhawksforkucinich @ email.com
July 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am
So, E, what was this guy doing for hours and hours?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Jonestown Guianna, South America
July 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am
there’s a public access show here, where the whole show is a guy videotaping unsuspecting women from his apt window.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:14 am
i used to be scared to use public bathrooms bc i didn’t want someone spying on me squatting over the seat. can’t be a pretty sight.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Probably shining his pole.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Thats strange E…
July 19th, 2008 at 1:15 am
C-mon Alan fess up, we know it you, as anonymous.
Talk to us babe!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 am
LOL, Dave. and then Epiphany would run through the halls of her apartment building naked.
Frank, i of course thought of that jonestown.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 am
He would work at his desk, get up, sit down, get into bed and watch tv, have a friend over, play with his dog… no sex though, damn… lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 am
I had an outline I was ready, I quess I should just interupt.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 am
I think I mentioned this one before. An employee at a Dunkin Donuts around here just got busted for putting a hidden camera in the ladies restroom.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:16 am
they’re talking about astrology on COAST!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:17 am
polishpoleshiners @ email.com
July 19th, 2008 at 1:17 am
My web cam would be rank! lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Didn’t he at least change clothes or something?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:17 am
we have a lot of strange public access shows here in manhattan. one show is by a guy who is a foot fetishist. the whole show is different girls every week playing with their feet.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
lol, dave
brb guys. gotta pee
July 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
That E-mail works I bet.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
he’d pick out clothers from his closet and then go in another room and change. lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:18 am
purplenurple @ email.com
July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
I’ve been drinking… ;P
July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
E my webcam would be rank.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
I would like to say I am fucking tired of hearing the phrase “record high gas prices” it’s a fucking record high every 3 fucking days…
July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Dave…”I had an outline I was ready, I quess I should just interupt.”
Dave, You were supposed to say, Alan you stupid idiot liberal jew, you’re ruining this country.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
what are you drinking Dave?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:20 am
LOL FuRy! You’re absolutely right!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:20 am
freeforall @ email.com
July 19th, 2008 at 1:20 am
What ever I can find :P
At the moment I’m sippin’ shine.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:20 am
I’ve seen a number of rank webcams.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Right on Frank!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
that one is blahh
July 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Anyone want to see Cheryl pee? I have her bathroom bugged…lol Wow, what a streamer…lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Whoa, the guy kept his clothes in a closet and not laying around on the floor and hanging out of open dresser drawers? How urbane, heh.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:21 am
……………..Have you now?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am
sippin’ shine… my kind of man! i bet frank knows all about that, too.
epiphany and RC are in crap ass NY, so they don’t know.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am
hmm
July 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am
LMAO Frank!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am
which one was blah the shine one? Its true though..
July 19th, 2008 at 1:22 am
RC this guy was obsessively neat!
What the hell is “shine”?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Rot gut shit but it works.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
lol, frank.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Nah, I know about shine. I even know Junior Johnson ran the shine. Why, I even know a story about how he got busted for running the shine.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Cheryl damn, she’s got Hoover Dam beat…lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Corn Liquor.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
iamnotalan @ alan.com
really aint. byyyeeeeeer
July 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Hmmm, obsessively neat. Obviously not a Scorpio, heh.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
there was a chatroom too, so we could talk and comment on the guy. It was soooo weird but strangely entertaining!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
What we now know can run a car.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:24 am
HHAHAHAHA fRANK
July 19th, 2008 at 1:25 am
HA HA EPIPHANY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ‘SHINE IS!!!!!!1
July 19th, 2008 at 1:25 am
no, the freeforall fake addy’s got an ugly identicon
July 19th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Oh yeah, they run corn mash through here all the time with HWY Patrol escort.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:25 am
moonshine, E.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 am
I hope Alan responds more when the new page is up. I think we’re going to be able to post in a kind of chat room on the front page during the show.
At least thats my hope.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Shine is what I get on my face when it’s warm and I need to powder my little nosie.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:26 am
lol, dave
brb guys. gotta pee
by Cheryl Carroll July 19, 2008 at 1:18 am
I just did that too
July 19th, 2008 at 1:27 am
E, I see what your saying. But shine is corn liquor here.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:28 am
It’s corn squeezings, white liquor, that is.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:28 am
I can barely handle Mikes Hard Lemonade let alone moonshine. That’s strong stuff!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Read this aloud to yourself without reading it first
I Am Sofa King We Todd Did
HAHHAHA
July 19th, 2008 at 1:28 am
you’ve been peeing for a while, Vince.
and epiphany was recording you the whole time.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Dave knows, damn right!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am
“Corn Squeezings” is exactly right!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Junior Johnson had a tank in the trunk, or on the back of his pickup, and when the law got on his tail he’d pull a rope and all the shine would drain out before he pulled over. Only then one day the deputy who stopped him struck a match and the flame ran up the road for half a mile.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am
fury is very special, isn’t he? LOL
July 19th, 2008 at 1:29 am
To Fury,
Please do not read this message!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
repeat this Buddhist Chant FuRy
Owa Tagoo Siam.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
I get Moonshine from the best places.
Eastern Ky and Eastern Tn.
Best Moonshine on the planet.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
RC WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
are those the lyrics to a song or something? i’m so out of the loop here.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:30 am
That was about Junior Johnson the big time Nascar driver, who got his start in racing by running moonshine.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:31 am
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”
Now you know what it’s like at a family dinner.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
OH! i knew i was missing something.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
You know whats funny.
The Republicans have know about alternate fuels for along time, and if they say no their lying.
In an early episode of the Dukes of Hazard the Duke boys use that as an excuse to run moonshine. But they win the science fair because it works and Rosco cant arrest them..
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
If Alan really cared he’d put a 24/7 webcam in every room in his apt.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
I think Jr. Johnson is from NC?, yes?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
LOL
July 19th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Hey, we could badger Alan to put a webcam in the studio, no?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:34 am
the first vehicles were actually run on alcohol. it was on COAST 2 COAST last night. the model t ford was the first car by Ford that was made to run DUALLY on alcohol and gas.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:34 am
and then I’d never leave my apt
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
I’m sure Junior’s a southern boy, but dunno what state.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
yeah we could but I think he likes his privacy.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
I think Daisy Duke used shine for a douche?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
If Alan really cared he’d put a 24/7 webcam in every room in his apt.
epiphany, once again you are just too much for me girl!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
And that Model T got 14-18 mpg, just like the Hummer. Crikey!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:35 am
So many radio hosts do that. Lionel does that for free. Others charge for that like Rush and Ed Shultz.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:36 am
I think I’d rather see Alan’s wife on webcam, no offence Alan.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Moonshine will still save the world you will see.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:37 am
ok just one webcam in Alan’s living room.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:37 am
that’s gross Frank!
i would like for alan to put a webcam in the studio.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Put it on the screener! Rawr
July 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Putting a webcam in the studio though, ruins the magic of radio. “Theatre of the Mind”.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Heh, I used to catch Lionel right before Alan, then something happened and he wasn’t there any more.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:38 am
“Moonshine will still save the world you will see.”
And perhaps reefer too!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:39 am
E thats correct, you get a gold star.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:39 am
what would i do without you guys? i love you guys so much!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Frank gets a star as well.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:39 am
I have a hell of a time here!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
just 20 comments to go for 300
July 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Aimee (the screener) is very pretty. there used to be a pic of her and the other producers on the old site.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
WOW! We’re close to 300 here as well!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Putting a webcam in the studio though, ruins the magic of radio. “Theatre of the Mind”.
by Epiphany July 19, 2008 at 1:38 am
It also defeats the reason they’re on the radio in the first place, and not TV.
Though of course Alan is one of those exceptions to that rule of the radio.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:40 am
I used to work in radio a long time ago.
RC you can hear Lionel and watch him too every morning at 9AM at:
http://airamerica.com/lionel
July 19th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Hey thanks Dave, you guys and gals are great, I wish we were with Alan in his studio talking on the air with him, would’nt that be great? Wow!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Hey Vince I see you have came around and aint hating anymore.
Welcome back!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:42 am
He knows I’d steal the show! :P
July 19th, 2008 at 1:43 am
what the hell are you telling dave ‘thanks’ for? i’m the one who just confessed my undying love to you nutcases.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:43 am
LOL!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Awwww Cheryl we wuf you too :D
July 19th, 2008 at 1:44 am
hi Dave
July 19th, 2008 at 1:44 am
dave- trust me, vince hasn’t shed his anti-muslim beliefs, but we’re being nice to each other tonight. we’re all human beings.
THIS IS A CEASE FIRE ZONE.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Ok Cheryl, thanks to you too..am I out of the dog pound yet? lol
July 19th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Wooo thanks E. I was looking for a Lionel podcast a while back but couldn’t find it.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:45 am
i love epiphany the most, though. no one will ever come between me and my epiphany!
back off, fuckers!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Number 300, I think it’s ME!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
no, it’s me
July 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Now maybe it ME!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
How about now?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
ME
July 19th, 2008 at 1:46 am
300 IT Me
July 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am
IT WAS ME!!!!!!1
July 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am
it was me, Frank.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Damn you Cheryl…lol congrats
July 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Yeah RC. He’s on from 9AM to noon. It takes awhile though on my computer fro the stream to “buffer” and the volume’s a little low but it’s really great. I think he’s got a podcast on there too.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am
the last comment i just posted was 303, it was definitely me this time.
SUCKA
July 19th, 2008 at 1:48 am
back to what i was saying, you mofo’s better keep away from E. she’s MY bitch
LOL
July 19th, 2008 at 1:49 am
I was’nt even looking.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:49 am
LOLOLOL you nutcases! TI’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Ok folks, it been fun I’ve got to go curl up with my inflatable doll. catch you all later…it’s been fun. nitey nite!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Well, What does E think about that Cheryl?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:50 am
dave, where have you been? hittin’ the bottle?
hey, do you guys want to discuss politics?
*snicker*
July 19th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Hahaha Cheryl!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:50 am
damn it epiphany you were NOT number 300.
are you drunk, too?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:51 am
where’d RC go? if he left without saying goodnight i’m going to be PISSED.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:51 am
I had a string of gigs this week. I needed it, was getting tight around there parts.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:51 am
I’m her bitch! This falls in line with what people from one group can call each other but i’m not bringing it up though lol.
goonite Frank have fun with yer “doll”!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:51 am
“Ok folks, it been fun I’ve got to go curl up with my inflatable doll. ”
LOL, frank
July 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
LOL yeah lets not.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Good for you Dave! Play that bass!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
but i’m also YOUR bitch
July 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
I just heard you agian Cheryl. You done great!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:52 am
I got laughs and still only got the two comments in.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:53 am
right on, dave. play that country music, white boy.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:53 am
RC went to listen to a Lionel podcast.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Thats what I do!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Here’s two others that aren’t bad. Hartmann is about as Left as Alan. The “Savage” thing isn’t Mike Savage. It’s kind of a weekly love-life advice show that attracts just about every orientation you could imagine, which gets odd but I find it interesting.
Thom Hartmann Nationwide podcast
http://www.620kpoj.com/podcast/hartmann_nationwide.xml
Savage Love Podcast
http://feeds.thestranger.com/stranger/savage
July 19th, 2008 at 1:54 am
oh, you listened to yourself? don’t be paranoid! you did just fine, and the more you call the more you get used to it.
one thing to remember is that even if it seems like alan’s cutting you off, he’s not doing it to be mean. i got cut off tonight bc he was going to break. he moves fast on the show.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:54 am
I agree that my first joke was bad… Apparently they are not fans of the Blues Brothers.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:54 am
I know… But I still think I got less time then the Idiots that he lets ramble on.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:55 am
damn it, dave, don’t analyze the call. it’s cool, man.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:55 am
Crikey! I made a post but it’s awaiting moderation. I don’t know why. I’m very moderate already.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:55 am
ok guys, i’m about to receive a phone call and the caller will be upset if i don’t give them my undivided attention.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Is Alan’s show style that he takes a lot of calls.. or is it him making long monologues and an occasional call?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:56 am
I know I should’nt Cheryl. But its my nature, produce and anslyze the call.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:57 am
I’m an enertainer, but my accent gets in my way. I can drop it somewhat but I still feel alittle discriminated.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:58 am
lol, RC. it’s prob bc you put more than one link in.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Never take it personally Dave, He just wants to keep the show flowing. When Alan did his show on WEVD here in NYC it was much more laid back with more time for the callers and it was sooooo off the wall and whacky. Alot of the regular callers had numbers that Alan would give them. “Caller no. 32″. People would plead to be Caller no. 1 but Alan wouldn’t do it. LOL. Very funky show back then.
Haha RC, are you? did you include links? that puts you in moderation sometimes. CRIKEY!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:58 am
guys, i have to say goodnight now. okay?
July 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Well, crikey! If two links gets you moderated I wish it said so somewhere.
July 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
If it’s FuRy tell him I say hi! Just kidding. Take care BBFF!
July 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Night Cheryl.
E I wish I could have heard it.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Cheryl was trying to get me shot the other night.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Night, C. Free the fish!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
It was wonderful and not always political. He had dating setups and lots of weird things.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
By inviting me over to Fredricksburg Monday night.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
you’re crazy, Epiphany. anyway, check your email.
GOODNIGHT, GUYS. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I wish I could have heard it.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
X’s and O’s Chery!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Ya WEVD, it was a little like C2C sometimes. Except for the occasional hooker or porn star.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Damn spelling!!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I send ya a (((((hug))))) Cheryl!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
RC: I did some researching.
A wordpress blog, left to its defaults will put into “spam” anything that has more than two links. If you trigger Wordpress’s spam thingy in some particular way that it really doesn’t like it might start to recongnize everything you say on any wordpress blog as spam.
It’s up to the blog owner to determine whether or not to allow Wordpress’s automatic mishandling of posts , or they can change the defaults.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
ALL LIBERALS KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Damn we’re going on 400!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:03 am
Come on Hanninites give us your best!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:04 am
E you there?
July 19th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Heh, then I’m in trouble because I keep putting in links. But what really annoys me is when I hit “submit” and what I typed just disappears. (Except now I hit Select All and Copy first.)
July 19th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Oh how I miss the way radio used to be. Much more laid back, and improvisational, sometimes you never know what was going to happen. like the time on WNEW here when John Lennon walked in and decided to play DJ for 3 hours! Stuff like that. Now everything is corporate and nationally networked. No more local radio and anything goes. And we thought it was bad just when playlists got institutionalized. I miss it so much.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:06 am
“ALL LIBERALS KISS MY ASS !!!!!!!
by Rev Two Cents”
All rude people kiss that guy’s ass!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:06 am
hmmm.. I’ve never had this blog delete my work..
July 19th, 2008 at 2:06 am
I always copy first too.. or sometimes I’ll run my packet sniffer and let that record all my HTTP headers so I can get at my form data.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:07 am
“Now everything is corporate and nationally networked.”
Ya, and the help desk never does.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Being from Chicago, I hate local anything.
The local press got the biggest chip on its shoulder.
The city govt has been the same forever.
Nothing changes, all the arrogancies remain as they are.
It’s trite to listen to it.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:09 am
I understand that the show must go on, but I think they are quick to judge when they hear unfamiliar accents. Alan assumed that I was going to go into some kind of dumbass KKK shit.
I sound like the enemy.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:10 am
“I sound like the enemy.”
I’d say it’s all about word choice, and when you only have a few seconds it’s easy to say something that people take the wrong way.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Dave not at all. You sounded really good. Alan talks to all kinds of people with accents, like the guy who calls at the beginning of the show who likes to drink? Clint? You didn’t have that much of an accent to begin with. You sounded really cool.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Well, my poor choice of an intro joke could have had a bearing.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:16 am
I probably have a nyc accent (although I don’t think so lol) but I would sound like a complete idiot bc I would be so damn nervous.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Thanks E, I feel uneasy about the way I talk. I dont sound like the other people on the radio, maybe I need a radio show?
July 19th, 2008 at 2:17 am
I had to do breathing exercises to get my heartrate down.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:18 am
One of my favorite songs is Stage Fright by the Band.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:19 am
I could never talk as quickly as most of the callers do. I need time to speak. My heart would be in my mouth if I called. Maybe I’ll call Radio Graffiti in the future.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Heh, if I ever called I’d be one of these people who end up agreeing with the opposite of what they said at the start.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:20 am
I’m fine playing the bass, and can entertain. I am really good with a side man kind of show.
I play bass thats my job.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Oh yes I remember that well. I would have to get drunk to call lol.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:20 am
I’m drunk as hell, it helped.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Well I’m going to bed (without a webcam). Be well and catch y’all later. : )
July 19th, 2008 at 2:22 am
See ya! Take care.
July 19th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Yeah I understand Dave. I used to work in radio as an announcer, engineer and editor. I h