I Suck

May 2nd, 2008, 6:26 PM EDT

Apparently.

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  1. Well, I think it’s safe to assume this is a conservative detractor, judging by the friend list, which might all be the same guy. I have two MySpaces, and can understand at least that many. Why anyone wants three or more, I’m not sure.

  2. as one of your resident conservative readers, i think there are others on that website that suck a whole lot more then you. :) funny song too.
    have a great weekend alan. see you on H&C tonite.

  3. oh god that was too funny…some people are really stupid

    Posted by directorpooh
    May 2nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
  4. is this person a regular poster here? he/she seems a bit disturbed with too much time on their hands.

  5. As a self=labelled left leaning libertarian, or something like that, I do not think you suck.

  6. If you look at the friends list, not only do you suck, but every liberal in America sucks :).

    It’s definitely the same guy, and clearly one who has way too much time on his hands.

    Posted by Michael
    May 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
  7. An aside here, boy do a lot of people from Virginia call your show. Do you like us, do you really like us, Alan?

  8. I emailed Alan about this! I don’t know what the word is for people who are so confident that they don’t worry about the negative things people say about them is, but that’s totally Alan. I love him! And based on the song on this page, he’s smart as hell, fluent in both Java Script and Klingon. LOL

    Did you guys check out the other dems? For Hillary the song is ‘broken lady’, for pelosi it’s ‘all by myself’ (I don’t get that one, though). I love Bill, but if you’re going to spoof him you should pick a funny song. I think something about chasing skirts would have been hilarious. The song for Barak is just priceless.

    Posted by cherylcarroll
    May 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
  9. I think they created the myspace to help advertise their other site, but they haven’t finished their site yet. But who am I to talk about people not finishing their websites…

    Posted by cherylcarroll
    May 2nd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
  10. hmmmmmmmmmmm

    as i had posted on a thread before, i had discovered a Alan Colmes profile on myspace

    myspace.com/AlanColmesFans

    but i found out that it doesnt belong to alan, but i still added myself to that profile

  11. ROFL

    That’s why I like you Alan, you just let things roll off your back. And add a little humor. Great stuff.

  12. not a very flatering pic of you alen? late night out?

    Posted by Anonymous
    May 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 am
  13. I’d like to suck the way Toyota sucks.

    Obviously this page came from some 18 year old who can’t get his or her act together, or the losers in the White House, because they confuse suckiness with success and competence.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    May 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 pm
  14. Toyota does suck.

    And, El Paso (home of sucking Dick Poe Toyota) also sucks.

    Posted by anonymouse
    May 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
  15. Fine, Toyota sucks. And I drove one for 17 years and never did anything to it but change the oil. And I’ve got another one now for 8 years, and guess what? I just changed the oil.

    As for El Paso, I really can’t say. But if it’s anywhere near Crawford I could take a wild guess.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    May 4th, 2008 at 1:56 am
  16. They picked a really bad picture of you for that site. Obviously, a Republican with not much of a life designed the site. At least you can laugh at it.

    Posted by Allison
    May 4th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

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