I Can’t Make You Love Me
April 13, 2008
From: Isadore
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 12:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan ColmesI wish and implore Alan Colmes to sit on his hands. As you talk you sway your hands from one side to the other. This is so annoying to me. Recently we were other people who commented on the same thing and I then realized that I wasn’t the only one who was annoyed by these gestures. You should watch some of your clips on the TV and see how annoying this is.
Sincerely, a loyal Fox News Watcher
From: Lorraine
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)Wow Allen, your stupidity sure is apparent to us watching!! It doesn’t matter what is said, you HAVE TO say just the opposite, just like an elementary student!! GROW UP AND OF COURSE I KNOW YOU WILL NEVER OPEN YOUR EYES!!! Maybe if Obama gets in, YOU can be THEIR SLAVE!!!!
From: Robin
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: CharacterYes, character does matter to me. I am a middleclass female and I judge people especially presidential candidates by the company they keep. I am sorry to learn that you do not.
Robin
From: Anita
Sent: Wednesday, April 09, 2008 9:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: MY VIEWPOINTAllan:
You are the most obnoxious personality on tv. You constantly cut people off and try to disrupt what they have to say. You are very rude and must be a very selfish person. I watch H&C almost every night; only because of Sean - and I don’t always agree with him. You seem to automatically take the opposite viewpoint no matter what any of your guests have to say. You treat your guests very rudely and unprofessionally.Anita
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:05 AM
To: Anita
Subject: RE: MY VIEWPOINT
I don’t take the opposite viewpoint. Sean does.
From: Anita
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 8:07 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: MY VIEWPOINTSee what I mean? You just proved my point!!! You would get more respect by being polite and courteous.
From: Jack
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:40 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Sidesplitting schtick.Now, don’t get me wrong Colmes, I still think you are a misguided airhead when it comes to politics and all that stuff.
BUT, I gotta admit you are one funny dude.
I came out of the hospital feeling drained after visiting my wife last night.
And I was lucky enough to bump into The Alan Colmes show on the radio for the drive home.
Your reading of the hate mail with ‘love songs’ in background had me laughing so hard I started crying.
And that my friend was just what I needed. I can see why you also do stanup routines.
I’m now a Colmes radio fan as well as H & C on tv.
Jack
From: James
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 1:26 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RespectMr. Colmes,
Mr. Colmes, I find it totally disrespectful that you have started referring to Senator John McCain as “Bush 3″. I categorize this as a “cheap shot” and demeaning to the honorable senator. I would never consider addressing a senator whether Obama, Clinton or McCain anything other than their proper honorable title bestowed upon them by the populace that elected them to the Senate of the United States of America. Whether you respect the individual or not is not the issue, however the level of service and dedication these individuals have achieved in becoming a U.S. Senator demands respect…
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Respectfully,
James
U.S.A.F. Lt.Col. Ret.
Vietnam Combat Veteran
From: DanceBoy
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 11:17 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Big MouthI’m so far to the left, I have scoliosis. I tried to watch your program, last night, with a man as a guest who had written a book about Barak Obama. I was VERY interested in what the man had to say, but I couldn’t hear him because you WOULDN’T LET HIM SPEAK! Methinks thou protests too much, and it’s about to turn me into a Republican. I know I won’t vote for Barak Obama, EVER, so it’s Hillary or McCain.
My mother also finds you a huge turn off. You make Democrats look bad! You really do! And your’re icky…do you ever wash your hair? Maybe you should ask Hillary who does hers. You need a new look to go with a new attitude!
From: ewood
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 8:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: FW: lLiarsjust a reminder for you. you look so sick every time you ask a guest a question and they tell you the truth. you break out into your rude,obnoxious overbearing blather. it is just like commedy hour watching you stutter and making excuses for your lying cronies. face it colmes, your little liar from new york is going down the drain big time just where she belongs. right along with all of her lies.i know your crew don’t have the guts to show you my emails, but at least they know that the voters know all about you left wing truth benders and your lying ways. well i got to get ready to tune in to the commedy hour…ok ,you gutless cronies, stand up and show this to your leader!
later.
From: Bud
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 10:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: GOD IS OUR CREATORALLEN;
BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE
IF YOU DON’T IT CAN BE VERY, VERY
WARM WHERE YOU AND YOUR OBAMA
WILL END UP. ATHEISTS CAN STILL BE
SAVED!!!!!!!
From: Maurice
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 10:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why are you so “Hateful, Arrogant, and Disrespectful” of your guests…Each time I watch you attempt to interview - or should I say “interrogate” one of your guests, I become so infuriated with you that I must take a walk around the block to cool off. In doin so, I have come to the conclusion that you do not like yourself very much - as it is evident on your show. I was so pleased to see that Ben Stein was the one to “put you in your place”! As you finally found out, Ben Stein can definitely “hold his own”. My congratulations to him.
Maurice
From: RAY
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Alan
Subject: DEMOCRATYOU KNOW WHAT? YOU’RE A WIMPY ASS S.O.B. AND I’VE
WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR A LONG TIME! RAY H.
PETERS,MINERAL WELLS, WV, 26150
From: Alan
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 11:05 PM
To: Ray
Subject: RE: DEMOCRAT
Good. I hope you feel better now.
From: Deron
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 9:33 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Wrong! I do not cling to my guns, I stick to my guns, you cotton picking varment
From: Jim
Sent: Friday, April 11, 2008 9:15 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Andy CardYou faggot looking bastard. You need to live in San Francisco with all the fags and aids there. michele obama is a damn ugly, hateful, and her mean spirited bitch and her big eared nigger muslim husband can go to hell. Both of these assholes should be wearing middle east garments.
Maybe next week we will get lucky and you and the big eared muslim nigger will have a bad day crossing the street.
From: Bill
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2008 1:41 AM
To: Alan
Subject: LIBERALS AFRAID OF THE TRUTHBill
COLMES YOU LIBERALS ARE AFRAID OF THE TRUTH,SAN FRAN IS A SOCIALIST GOVERNMENT RAN CITY, THEIR FEDERAL AID SHOULD BE CUT OFF ,SAME AS OTHER CITIES IN CA. ALL MILITARY BASES SHOULD BE PULLED OUT OF CA AND SENT TO OREGON & WASHINGTON.
YOU LIBERALS ALWAYS SPEAK OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH BUT NONE OF YOU HAVE NEVER,EVER DONE A THING TO DEFEND YOUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN OUR COUNTRY,I FEEL YOU DONT DESERVE TO HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM OF SPEECH THAT YOU HAVE,IM A VETERAN OF 22 YRS AND WE ARE TIRED OF YOU LIBERALS SCREWING UP THIS COUNTRY.
From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:41 PM
To: Bill
Subject: RE: LIBERALS AFRAID OF THE TRUTH
so you’d like to take away my constitutional rights?
From: Steve
Sent: Saturday, April 12, 2008 12:14 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a libereal PIGI hope when you get judged and you have to answer for
all of the liberal crap that has come out of your
mouth and the Liberal filth you have associated
yourself with you think was it worth it. Because you
are accountable and you will be punished for your life.
From: Alan
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:54 PM
To: Steve
Subject: RE: You are a libereal PIG
I’m glad to receive an email from someone who speaks for the almighty. I’m very impressed.
From: Dean
Sent: Sunday, April 13, 2008 11:02 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Your head is ScarryAlan,
My 11-yr. old daughter thinks that you have an “Ant-Head”, and that your “Scary”!
I just think your wrong most of the time.
Dean
Sheesh Alan, what have you done to these people? I wish I knew -I don’t watch H&C, cause I can’t stomach Sean, but I listen to your radio show cosistently. (They told me to stop calling so much Alan)
It’s funny how conservatives throw less-advantaged people under the bus in the name of “America, God, or the greater good.”
The war? It’s for America!
God? Republican!
The poor? Tax cuts for the rich! (It’ll trickle down)
They still can’t fathom why Barack Obama would say impoverished people cling to God, traditional gun rights, or immagration scares!
The real elitists are the pundits who can’t understand this is exactly what happens with economic difficulty -which conservatives seem to equate with climbing uphill in cold weather.
Not having food, being homeless, supporting a crying, hungry baby and a failing family, this is “economic difficulty” and it’s alot more real on the streets of America than the warm chair of conservative radio.
The faster we recognize this truth and admit the problem the quicker we can take the next step…
I’m looking forward to Bill-O doing a segment on the vile e-mails that you receive from those on the right.
I think it’s a darn shame that you can’t impose an intelligence test for posting.
It would certainly reduce the hate mail from the rabid right.
One thing you can say for these folks, they may be elitist (better god, better guns, better hair), but they’re not condescending!
Its too bad they don’t realise (though they may yet learn) that the only thing between them and being citizens of yet another third-world nation are people like you.
A rightist with a brain:
“Wrong! I do not cling to my guns, I stick to my guns, you cotton picking varmint.”
A rightist with issues:
“You faggot looking bastard. You need to live in San Francisco with all the fags and aids there. michele obama is a damn ugly, hateful, and mean spirited bitch and her big eared nigger muslim husband can go to hell. Both of these assholes should be wearing middle east garments.”
And he calls Michele Obama “mean-spirited.”
And this is the kind of guy who helps convince all blacks that all whites are racists.
Wow, “reader love mail”, Nice. But no “Devil will do meatballs from your body” or “I cut U Neck” yet. Nope no Fatwas there. But keep it up I’m sure they will come.
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