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I Don’t Wanna Go On With You Like That

April 9, 2008

From: Spence
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 4:33 PM

To: Alan
Subject: Poor Alan

Alan,

Do you really believe some of the positions you take, or is it just the rules of the show i.e. left/right?
I’m assuming you just drew the short straw because no sane thinking person could possibly believe the wacky arguments you put forth.
Either way could you at least have the producers post a spew alert before you make some of your sillier comments.
I passed 1/2 a cheese sandwich through my nose the other night.

Thanks in advance,
Spence

From: Don
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: definition of win

Alan,
It has been defined about a thousand times, what winning in Iraq is. Where have you been? Are you lying about the lack of definition or did you really miss every one of the thousand times it has been concisely and clearly defined? If you did miss every one why should your clearly uninfomed opinion count for anything? If you are lying then you must be a Democrat… oh….never mind.

From: Joe
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: rockefeller

You poor old faggot looking bastard that appears to be eat up with aids. Some one should run over ass crossing the street and cut the damn throat of rockefeller. You both are low life and scumbag sons of bitches. I despise mccain, but rockefeller is as fucking dumb as kennedy.

From: Joni
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: MOVE

You know Alan, why don’t you move to whatever country you feel would fit your ideals and take all the filthy Left Wing Liberal Friends with you. You know Sean says things to, but al least he doesn’t sound like you…I don’t think you like America. I feel you are a Socialist Pig. So, in the long run….what are you????
Oh, and no I am not projecting….but you sure do, and one day someone is going to slap you a long side of your head.
Joni

From: Jackie
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:34 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: OPINION!!

You can dish it out when it’s OUR side….but you sure CAN’T TAKE IT WHEN IT’S “YOUR SIDE”!!! You and your kind are so hateful about OUR country. You deeply OFFEND ME!!!! And I would gladly give YOU AND YOUR KIND prepaid tickets to LEAVE THIS COUNTRY THAT YOU DISLIKE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!..You damn dems don’t have a good word to say about OUR COUNTRY (not YOURS)!!! I wish you would take your wimpy ass and all the other ASSES of your party, and go live somewhere else. In fact if we could get rid of all of you, WE could bring this country back to what it used to be!!!!!!…but because of all your LIBERAL ideals, you’re pretty much trying to take our wonderful country, down the sewer, where all of you stay. JUST DO US A FOVOR AND TAKE YOU AND YOUR KIND, AND LEAVE!!!!!!!! You libs don’t have any clue what PATRIOTISM is………let alone what it means….you make me SICK!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ronna
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 10:41 PM
To: Alan
Subject: re

Allan are you an atheist, you should decide to go to a different country the way you talk about this country. you are discusting.
Rona

From: Garret
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:48 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes & Phil Donohue anti-war rant

I usually find Colmes bearly tolerable. This is a free country and he is entitled to his opinions. The combination of Colmes & Donohue made me sick to my stomach.
How can folks like Obama, Donohue, and Colmes apparently hate the very country that has given them so much?
Garret

From: Morris
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 9:55 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Phil Donahue

Finally, someone as completely ignorant and brainless as you is a guest on your show. Maybe the two of you ought to start your own show.

From: Morgan
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 10:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loving America

Mr. Colmes -

I just listened to you joking about what you would name your own Fox show; you stated, “Colmes Hates America.” I, for one, thought it was rather funny. Although I am a conservative and have a certain difference of ideology than you and liberals, I would never suggest that you actually “hate” America. It would take something severe for me to translate someone’s freedom of speech into hatred for their nation. No, I don’t think you hate America. I do think you’re not as intelligent as you would like to believe and have others believe. There is no way a truly learned person - someone who actually researches matters about which they speak - could put forth the nonsense that you do on a continuous basis. You’re stupid - but I don’t believe you hate your country.

Thanks for listening,

Morgan

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:03 PM
To: Morgan
Subject: RE: Loving America

Thank you so much for acknowledging that I’m just stupid, not an America hater. It really warms my heart.

From: George
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 10:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: question for myself

Why are you such a frichen dumbass? Do they pay you to be so stupid or are you really so stupid?

From: Reena
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 10:46 PM
To: ALan
Subject: gingriched……………….

It was so good to see Speaker Gingrich ( once again) put you in your place. He did it with such ease…..I dont watch much anymore….I listen to Hannity on the radio and watch him on Sun. nights. I can’t take you but I love Hannity…..

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, April 08, 2008 11:55 PM
To: Reena
Subject: RE: gingriched……………….

Yes, you’re very obviously not watching.

6 comments

  1. Alan have I been blacklisted?

    My name is Noel (Williamsburg, VA.) and I was told not to call in tonight when I spoke to your screener.

    I can’t seem to post here under my name. (Thus my new moniker)

    Did I offend?


  2. hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaha

    colmes has aids a guy who says that says what victory in iraq is WITHOUT mentioning what it is!!!

    LOL

    hilarious!!!!

    I wonder if Bill Oreilly will make a story on all the hate mail the left gets from the right.

    oh wait, i doubt it, he only goes after the left/liberals and democrats…

    hilarious messages!


  3. Dear Alan,

    As an avid listener of your, never having phoned in but, never-the-less, enjoying your program; I want to say that I personally take offense at those who call in questioning your patriotism. I think that you are the personification of we Americans who like to tell it like it is, not beat around the bush, but evaluate each side of a story. You are not only an entertainer, but have guests on your program what you may or may not agree with. You are always respectful and behave like a true gentleman and put up with a lot. Thank you for making my evening hours enjoyable and informative.

    Best regards,
    Harold


  4. Don’t worry Alan, look what station you are on….I know its hard being one of the few who have a brain on that channel. FOX NEWS officially showed their true colors when they hired that CRIMINAL Karl Rove as a commentator…..unbelievable….and remember, thats the MORAL party….


  5. TO: Alan

    I have a complaint but it’s far different than the brainless attacks on you by a majority of those who post comments.

    My complaint is that we don’t hear enough of your views on “Hannity and Colmes”. It seems like the producers stick you in for a couple of minutes here and there (perhaps to call the show “fair and balanced”) but Hannity is allowed back in before you really have a chance to make his point.

    It bothers me that a right wing empty suit like Hannity gets six hours of prime time every week to spew his far right crap and to vent his contempt for anybody and everything with which he disagrees.

    (And it makes me sick that Dick Morris is allowed on the air so much. FOX presents him as some detached, objective political analyst but the fact is that he hates Hillary Clinton and will trash her, no matter what the issue or question is, whenever he gets an opportunity. Much to my surpise, Karl Rove, is an excellent analyst who I look forward to hearing. He is indeed a partisan but on the air he is very objective in looking at the Democratic and Republican campaigns. I’ve noticed that he seldom goes in the direction Hannity sometimes tries to guide him.

    Jack Allen


  6. Colmes:

    Is it possible you could actually SHUT THE FUCK UP and let one of your guests finish a sentence? It’s bad enough that you are a card-carrying SOCIALIST who should just give it up and move to France where you belong. But you could at least have the common courtesy to let people speak. You think Ann Coulter is rude? She doesn’t hold a candle to you.


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